IN HONOR OF CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS

Today is Columbus Day, so Honor Indians Institute would like to honor Columbus, rather than protest him, which is generally the approach taken by most Indian groups or advocates. Also, since my children are equal parts Italian (my wife is half Italian) and Indian, I would like to take a higher road and pay tribute to their Italian culture and heritage. I have come up with my “Top 10 Reasons to Honor Columbus and his holiday.”

10. Federal Holiday, which means a holiday from the BIA (Bureau of Indian Affairs)

9. Federal Holiday from the mail, which means no bills or shut off notices today, and banks are closed, another day to float a check.

8. Tribal Holiday, Native American Day, created in protest of Columbus Day.

7. Named us “Indians” so now we can feel honored.

6. Columbus Day sale at the Super Walmarts.

5. 24 hour Sopranos marathon on the Lifetime Channel.

4. Godfather I, II and III marathon on Lifetime, Bravo, AMC, USA, TNT, TBS, & TCM cable channels.

3. Brought future Casino patrons.

2. Set the precedent for what can happen to governmental sovereignty with an open border policy.

1. Helped introduce Italian girls to Indian boys.

If you can think of any other reasons to honor Columbus Day, let us know at www.honorindians.com. Remember, take the high road!